Hanging with Honey {Day 3}: Happy BDay FroDaddy- Original rap by Honey Hizzle and Big P

When I committed to the 31 day challenge, I knew that the first week out gate would be tough.  We will be out of town with Nick preaching a revival and I don't own a lap top to write something daily.  That meant I would have to write a bunch of post and schedule them to post automatically in my absence.  I almost let it deter me but I'm extending myself grace and keeping this fun so I looked through my stuff and found several drafts that I never posted for one reason or another, I have a couple of post that I wrote for other blogs as a guest  that I never published here on the Honey Pot and then I have this one.....

It's already been posted here but since I need one more day of content AND it's Christopher's birthday today I thought why not share it again.

Behold.  Honey Hizzle and Big P

***First Posted in 2011  Since this time Iggy came on the scene and crushed mah dreams of becoming the first legit white girl rapper. 

To my son-in-law on your birthday:

Since I can't be there to celebrate your special day, 

I thought I'd do the next best thing ... blog about you

I call this "Honey Hizzle in da House"

(beatbox by Big P)

Yo what up chris

It's your day and i. want. to. cel-e-brate 

in a special way

So wrote a little rap, wit you in mind

So sit down in yo chair and enjoy the ride

Once upon a time a long time ago

Back in the day when you still had a Fro

You fell in love.. wit this girl of mine 

and you won her heart cuz she thought you be fine.

You were her Prince Charming and she was your Lily 

Ya didn't date like normal

So people thought y'all were silly

But dats ok, you didn't care what dey say

You were living for Jesus 

Wanting to do it His way.

You were a gentleman

Always did ya part,to keep her pure. 

So when you asked for her hand

Her daddy said “Son…sure”

Of course first he had to test you

make sure you were legit

Made you shoot up some targets  and sweat a little bit.

So you married our baby and made her your wife

Now serving the Lord together  

Is what you do with your life

Your a team, shes yo partna

Regular Bonnie and Clyde

Going through life wit each other  side by side.

y'aaall fit together like a hand and glove

Two peas in a pod  that are so in love

Yeah it wasn't long later when ya had some news that was good

Said  “we gonna have a baby”

Gonna join the parenthood 

  

 Bro nick became a Paw Paw

And I became a Honey

It kinda rocked our world

Made Our days a little sunny

You became a daddy 

And a really good one too

You be all hands on

You ain't afraid of no poo.

You got mad daddy skillz

Can change a diaper like a pro

Your babies sleep thru The night 

Cuz you can wrap em like burritos 

Y'all like kids so much y'all decided to have some more

Yeah do it so good that you outgrew your car.

It was the car of yalls dreams

It was such a sweet ride

But wit so many kids 

Ya couldnt fit em all inside.

So now youre ROCKin the mini van

Lookin all fly

You and your posse 

As you all 5 drive by.

You drink tea out of china

When your girls wants to play

You watch Tangled on the TV cuz they like that way.

You yo little girls hero and you  do it so well

I'm so proud youre their daddy

My hearts gonna swell

Now after two little ladies

That really are so fun

The Lord shook it up in your crib

And He gave you a sonnnn.

Now lil man Nate dog

Is there hanging wit you

He be dressin sharp like his daddy

All smooth and GQ

You and your woman,

Y'all are doing it right

Raising kids to love Jesus

Is what's in your sights

Keep doing it .Dawg

Wit your eye on the Prize

You an Baby Lady

Side by side.

And I want you to know 

on this day in Octoba

I couldn't love you more 

If it was I who had birthed ya.

Props to Papi and JuJu for raising a man to love my daughta

I love you son

Happy birthday... Holla!

{Back in the day....}

{Ripped..you fine thing!}

{worshipping}

 {coolness}

 {burrito!}

{Your girls!)

 {a son!}

{Mad Daddy Skillz}

{My girls know how to pick em! STUDS}

Christopher :)

Happy Birthday!  

Hope I haven't embarrassed you too bad ;)

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There you have it folks.
If you ever doubted, now you know for sure....I have no shame. Or sense.
I suppose I need to write a rap for my other two boys.
Maybe I'll switch things up and go country next time.
So many options.

Happy Weekend to ya'll.
Happy Birthday Christopher! 

    
ps. I had to add a pic of you with lil Hazel Boo.