To my son-in-law on your birthday:
Since I can't be there to celebrate your special day,
I thought I'd do the next best thing ... blog about you
I call this "Honey Hizzle in da House"
(beatbox by Big P)
Yo what up chris
It's your day and i. want. to. cel-e-brate
in a special way
So wrote a little rap, wit you in mind
So sit down in yo chair and enjoy the ride
Once upon a time a long time ago
Back in the day when you still had a Fro
You fell in love.. wit this girl of mine
and you won her heart cuz she thought you be fine.
You were her Prince Charming and she was your Lily
Ya didn't date like normal
So people thought y'all were silly
But dats ok, you didn't care what dey say
You were living for Jesus
Wanting to do it His way.
You were a gentleman
Always did ya part,to keep her pure.
So when you asked for her hand
Her daddy said “Son…sure”
Of course first he had to test you
make sure you were legit
Made you shoot up some targets and sweat a little bit.
So you married our baby and made her your wife
Now serving the Lord together
Is what you do with your life
Your a team, shes yo partna
Regular Bonnie and Clyde
Going through life wit each other side by side.
y'aaall fit together like a hand and glove
Two peas in a pod that are so in love
Yeah it wasn't long later when ya had some news that was good
Said “we gonna have a baby”
Gonna join the parenthood
Bro nick became a Paw Paw
And I became a Honey
It kinda rocked our world
Made Our days a little sunny
You became a daddy
And a really good one too
You be all hands on
You ain't afraid of no poo.
You got mad daddy skillz
Can change a diaper like a pro
Your babies sleep thru The night
Cuz you can wrap em like burritos
Y'all like kids so much y'all decided to have some more
Yeah do it so good that you outgrew your car.
It was the car of yalls dreams
It was such a sweet ride
But wit so many kids
Ya couldnt fit em all inside.
So now youre ROCKin the mini van
Lookin all fly
You and your posse
As you all 5 drive by.
You drink tea out of china
When your girls wants to play
You watch Tangled on the TV cuz they like that way.
You yo little girls hero and you do it so well
I'm so proud youre their daddy
My hearts gonna swell
Now after two little ladies
That really are so fun
The Lord shook it up in your crib
And He gave you a sonnnn.
Now lil man Nate dog
Is there hanging wit you
He be dressin sharp like his daddy
All smooth and GQ
You and your woman,
Y'all are doing it right
Raising kids to love Jesus
Is what's in your sights
Keep doing it .Dawg
Wit your eye on the Prize
You an Baby Lady
Side by side.
And I want you to know
on this day in Octoba
I couldn't love you more
If it was I who had birthed ya.
Props to Papi and JuJu for raising a man to love my daughta
I love you son
Happy birthday... Holla!
{worshipping}
{coolness}
{burrito!}
{Your girls!)
{a son!}
{Mad Daddy Skillz}
{My girls know how to pick em! STUDS}
Christopher :)
Happy Birthday!
Hope I haven't embarrassed you too bad ;)
Mrs Stephanie :)
I just love love love this. Yall just make my day LOVE YALL AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRO DADDY :-)
ReplyDeleteYou are AWESOME! That was an amazing birthday greeting. So sweet. :)
ReplyDeleteHoney singin' a rap tune=priceless! OMGoodness, you outdid yo-self with this one...Stephanie, too funny. I love it and can't wait to show my crew this afternoon. Happy Birthday Chris, WooHoo. :)
ReplyDeletei die.
ReplyDeletestephanie, i love you. the end.
this is the funniest thing ever lol happy birthday to him!
ReplyDeleteYou are way to funny, Stephanie. Happy birthday to him. They are such a cute family. Love it!
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious!!! Oh my gosh, can I please be part of your family? lol! I love this!
ReplyDeleteYou one fine rappin' honey! I thoroughly enjoyed this and I'm sure your son-in-law will too!
ReplyDeleteoh my oh oh my gosh!
ReplyDeletethis is my most favorite youtube video EVA! lol.
you are so talented..
new to your blog and lovin' it!
<3xojo
That was absolutely darling!!
ReplyDeleteI finally watched this! So funny!!!
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